why cant i cry money instead of tears
i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field
i secretly like getting assigned seats in school because it takes away that awkward “i have no friends in this class where the fuck am i gonna sit” factor
"whore" before the 1800s: a prostitute
"whore" in the 1900s: a woman that is permiscuous
"whore" in the 2000s: a woman
my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed
One time in sixth grade I was being bullied really badly, and this whole circle of people gathered around me and the girl that was bullying me, and she smirked and went ‘You dumb rich bitch.’ And everyone was like OOOOOOH and I stood there for a second before pulling 20 dollars out of my wallet, placed it in her hand, and said “Buy some better insults.” And I swear the entire lunchroom rioted.